HAIR RAISING PARENT

I had a parent that waw a real pain in my rear. She called me constantly at home and coddled her kid who was, not surprisisngly, annoying and superior. Anyway, one day she called me at home and began ranting about the "trash" I was teaching her kid in science. He had come home to report that I said that "hair is liquid." There was stunned silence when I informed her I had taught the class that "Air is fluid." For once, she didn't have a comeback. Felt pretty good, too.