BOY PROBLEM

A second grade boy was squirming around in the back of my class. He looked really uncomfortable so I spoke to him in private. He confided that he had a rash on his "privates" and it was really bothering him. I told him to go to the nurses office and call his Mom and ask her what he should do. (I sent a note of explanation with him to the nurse so he could have a private conversation with Mom) Off he went and came back a few minutes later. "Everything o.k"?" I asked. "Yes", he replied. Less than a minute after he was seated there was a commotion in the back of the classroom. I went back and saw the same student's penis out of his pants. "What do you think you are doing?" I asked, none too politely. "My Mom said if I stick it out until noon she'll come and pick me up" was his straight faced reply.