WEED KILLER

I was teaching health to a class of ten year olds. One boy asked about the merits of hand sanitizers vs. hand washing. I asked the students if they had any experience on the subject because I didn't use the sanitizers myself. A boy raised his hand and very politely said "my Dad prefers the hand sanitizers over soap because the sanitizers really kill the smell of weed after he's been smoking." I tried not to look mortified and just changed the subject.