YO MOMMA!

One morning I was checking Spelling homework from the night before. Each student had to write a sentence with each of the spelling words from the week. I was going around the classroom asking each student to read their sentence to the class. When I called on one student he politely asked if he could be the last student because it was "a really good sentence." I agreed that he could read the sentence last figuring that it was a great sentence, using context clues and the spelling words correctly. When I came to the last word on the list I called out "Jordan, please read your sentence with the word TON."

With a big smile on his face, proud at the use of his word, Jordan politely recited "Yo Momma weighs a TON!"