IN THE STILL OF THE NIGHT

I was teaching health to a class of special needs teenagers. One of the students asked what caused his father to snore loudly at night. He said "it scares my mother half to death when he suddenly lets out a big snore." Another boy piped up "MY DAD scares my mother half to death when he lets out big scary farts in bed in the middle of the night." When his Dad came to pick him up afer school I couldn't look him in the eye.