SNEEZE

I was greeted by an eager 5th grade boy. He came towards me, filled with anticipation and wanting to tell me something. As he got very close he suddenly sneezed, twice and I was covered. Ewwww. I said "Kirk, that was very impolite and also very poor hygiene. What did you get on me?" He looked very solemn as he mopped himself off and said "your nerves?"