YOUR MOMMY HAS A WHAT!!??

My second grade student proudly handed me his story to review. In it, he revealed that his Mom was mad at her pimp. Certain that he had just spelled a word incorrectly I pointed to it and said "What does that say?" He said P-I-M-P - Pimp!" I asked him if he knew what it meant. "Yeah", he responded with confidence, "It's short for a pimple and my Mom is mad that she has one on her face."