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Hilarious and true stories from a public school teacher in a major US city.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

OPPOSITES DON't ALWAYS ATTRACT!

My pregnant friend was trying to demonstrate the concept of opposites to a kindergarden boy. He wasn't getting it. She said "I used to be a little baby and I was YOUNG, now I'm an old lady (she got up and demonstrated an elderly person walking with a cane and bent over) and now I'm......... He hesitated and then looked up at her and said "FAT?"

2 Comments:

  • At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I have found that little kids are fascinated with pregnant women, especially teachers! I had one little boy ask me if I'd swallowed a watermelon.

     
  • At 9:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    thanks for the info

     

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