BABY TALK

I was teaching human development to 3rd graders. One little boy said his Mom just had a baby and she was so cute and tiny - 5 pounds. Another boy stood up and boasted that HIS MOM had a baby a few months ago and that he weighed ten pounds. "My," I commented, "that's a big boy!" He puffed out his chest and said "Yup, My Dad says you only get out of something what you put into it."