THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS AND GIRLS

I was teaching "family life" and being very careful to use the correct terms. I pointed to a diagram of female breasts and before I could say a word, a loud mouth boy yelled out "I know. I know. Those are the female breasticles!"

P

My 2nd graders were learning the state capitols. "Class, can anyone tell me the capitol of Pennsylvania?" A little girl piped up "It's P!"

BABY TALK

I was teaching human development to 3rd graders. One little boy said his Mom just had a baby and she was so cute and tiny - 5 pounds. Another boy stood up and boasted that HIS MOM had a baby a few months ago and that he weighed ten pounds. "My," I commented, "that's a big boy!" He puffed out his chest and said "Yup, My Dad says you only get out of something what you put into it."