GOOD SAMARITAN

Our third grade class was discussing being a good samaritan. For the sake of discussion I asked "if you saw a person injured, lying on the sidewalk, what would you do? " A girl called out "I'd throw up!"

LOT'S WIFE

The Sunday teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason inturrupted "my Mom looked back when she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole!"

GIVING IT UP FOR LINT

I was teaching Sunday school and Lent was approaching. I asked if anyone could tell me about Lent. A little girl eagerly raised her hand and stood up. "Yes," she said proudly, "Lent is what my Mom picks out of the dryer."