THIS IS NOT A BLONDE JOKE!

I was teaching tenth grade English. There was a very attractive, but none too bright, blonde girl in my class. She also happened to be well endowed. She came, ahem, bouncing in one day wearing a really beautiful sweater. It looked to be eskimo in origin and had two animals on the front that appeared to be moose. She sat down and I walked over to her and said "Melody, what an interesting sweater, and what are those" as I pointed at the front of her sweater. No kidding, she glanced down, looked up at me and without missing a beat said "BOOBS!"