SOMETIMES IT JUST AIN'T WHAT YA THINK

I was laughing at your "F" word story and it reminded me of what I heard the other day. Two teachers were talking when a 2nd grade boy came running over. "Teacher, teacher, Joey said a bad word." They looked at each other and one of the teachers bent down and asked "What did the word start with?" He looked up and said "C." The two women exchanged uneasy glances. The child looked confused at their uneasiness and said "He said CRUD."