Godzilla

John was attending a summer Bible School program. Mom watched from afar and saw the minister approach her little redheaded boy. She saw the kindly man bend down and ask John something. She saw John grin and reply and noted that the minister was not smiling back and, in fact, soon left. She went over to John and said "honey, what did the minister say to you?" John said "Well, he asked me what I learned in Bible School." Mom responded "What did you tell him?" John said, all smiles "I told him I learned about Jesus Christ and Godzilla!"